Duhsure:
Curb Feelers Investigative Journalist
Duhsure spends his time in his underpants, trolling from thread to thread making notes on things he thinks will be relevant when the community begins to degrade into chaos. Jumping in and making 'factual' jabs at people like Moses walked in and dropped a new tablet full of commandments, and then exiting the scene when it falls apart.
Don't bother asking for references or source materials, because he can't be bothered with those types of things. He has much better things to do, like practicing the art of twisting the English language well beyond common sense and into an alternate reality.