Yo-Yoshima? No..... YoYo & Yoshima.....

Posted on the Isle of Misfit Posters.....

Spitz: Ok so Yo-Yoshima is engaged to Dr. Scott. Congratulations both of you.

Joepin: Nah man you're not reading it right dude. There's Yo-Yo, and then there's Yoshima. Dr. Scott is engaged to Yo-Yo. Yoshima is engaged but no one has said to who.

Spitz: But Yo-Yo and Yoshima are two faces of same coin no?

Joepin: I don't pay enough attention man, so I couldn't say for sure bro.

Camisa Roja: Some people (Doc and Yo-Yo), have claimed to know her in person. So it depends on if you trust them. ¿Quién puede ser molestado, ¿verdad?

Forken: 1572 people online, 5 members / 1567 guests.....

all I'm sayin'.....

I lurk, therefore I am.....

Posted on Isle of Misfit Posters.....

Forken: I find it interesting that we have so many people lurking around reading the place but few of them register and post. See, check out the widget - 1132 people online, 5 members / 1127 guests.

Buffy: Sometimes it's better if they just read and don't post.

Forken: And then it drops back down when I mention it somewhere - 9 people online, 5 members / 4 guests.

Skeksis: That's gotta be fucking broken because NO ONE IS READING THIS LAME ASS PITY PARTY! There's not even enough buttons here for god sakes. Dump in your own living rooms!!!!!

An engagement is announced.....

Posted on Curb Feelers.....

Dr. Scott: Let's aw gie a big hug tae yoshima, she's engaged. congratulations.

Spitz: Wait. Aren't you and Yo-Yo already engaged.

Dr. Scott: Och aye bampot. aam talkin' abit yoshima, nae yo-yo

Spitz: But I thought that..... isn't she..... aren't you..... ah wut? (scratches head)

An assreaming for New Year's!

Posted on Curb Feelers.....

Announcement from Anfuhrer!

Larry: Happy Fuckin' New Year you worthless bastards! heh. Ne-how, here's the 611 on the new shit going down.

I'm still a drunken wanker but I don't have anything better to do so I'm knocking Lester down a peg I'll be back to running this fucker. Antman will be the new invesigatory guy. So if you think yer getting hacked, smacked or stalked, bother him with it cause I don't give a fuck!

All of you loser asswads that think 'cuz you came back here from Isle like yer shit don't stink, you're high on the shit list until I decide you've paid for your crimes. Let that be a lesson to ya'll mothers that are thinking about defecting. You'll get your ass reamed like those Isle pussies!

If I ever have to go post on that lame whiner DeBon's board again I'll come to each one of your houses and smack you with a Squirting Head. So either sit there and shaddup or get whacked in the forehead with a beer bath bitches!

To all who didn't puss out like a bunch of hairy legged, fifteen sandwhich eatin' mofo's, great, do you want a medal? Get yer ass over to Isle and make an alt, we're at war beasthumpers! We need more assholes for the suckfest, and more drivers for the ToE trucks. Get moving. Lazy sissies.

That is all. Fuck off.

(HIC)(GURGLE)(FLOP)

Yes, yes..... I'm coming just WAIT a second!

After dinner, in the basement.....

Pope Lester: Members will not share the secret society materials with others outside of the inner circle. While nothing we do is wrong, it's illegal in all 50 of the states and therefore you are subject to harassment and (wrongful) prosecution if anyone who subscribes to those opposing beliefs discovers your association with our group.

It is imperative to ensure you have adequate information about anyone you wish to share membership with, on the off chance they reject the idea, so that you can keep them from turning you into legal agencies (this is legally blackmail, but we like to call it friendly persuasion).

Lester's MOM: Frank get upstairs for dinner I'm tired of calling you.

Pope Lester: Mawm, don't use my real life name when my vent is on! Jeez.

Lester's MOM: Stop sitting around with your vents open sweetie someone will see your twig and berries.

Pope Lester: Mom it's voice chat not cameras I only do the camera thing after you've gone to bed because you keep walking in on me. I'll be right there!!!!

Lester's MOM: Aww ok sweetie. I made you and that nice boy with the mask some sammwichez, they're on the table. I'm going to watch my news program before bedtime. Night sweetie.