Thursday, December 16, 2010

Beware the Terrorbearz.....

Invented by DeBon's mad sidekick MAC, the Terrorbears are some of the most highly advanced teddy fighting machines on the planet. Highly specialized, each bear brings it's own version of whoop-ass to the party, and the lack of survivors leaves little evidence, maintaining plausible deniability.

For-uhm Boredz has obtained exclusive inside photos and will be sharing them with our readers as a public service. No one has even seen the Terrorbears, and lived to talk about them.
TED-E: Can take just about anything and make it go BOOM! After all, you can't sew your parts back together.
Missila: Deadly accurate rocket launchers hidden beneath a soft exterior. If you're made it to second base, it'll be your last trip out of the dugout.



Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Did you know there were magnets in there?

Private message exchange.....


Larry: I was readin this book I got today and it says there's magnets in the hard drives. So that's got me wonderin' if the magnets didn't erase those PMs. You know, the ones we couldn't find when we was readin' em all. (HIC)



BigDawg: I hadn't thought about that. I suppose it's possible. I didn't know there were magnets in hard drives. You should send me a copy of that book you're reading.



Dr. Scott: Fa in th' buck is gonna believe some glaikit jobby loch 'at? 'at doesnae e'en soond reit. ye assholes make me swatch glaikit aw th' time. Ah quit. gie someain else tae be yer wee huir.


Larry: I think we should just tell them it was the magnets that ate the PMs, and leave it at that. Worst that can happen is Forken and all those tech assfaces will post about why we're stupid, and everyone already knows that so no harm there. (HIC)(SNORT)(GURGLE)




BigDawg: Good plan. Let's just run with it. There's been too much going on at that other place and not enough happening here anyhow. We need some traffic.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Preview from Tomb of Excrement Combat Toons!

Tomb of Excrement - First look at the trucks!

Here are mockups of the coming Tomb of Excrement. It's a work in progress. Each team represents their board, and drives a truck of his or her choosing. The trucks have a theme which is present for each board's team. You might notice similarities in the trucks of members from the same communities, this is intentional.
Each truck is customized to the driver, and various random ideas are being kicked around for some sort of combat system. This is a compilation of about 50 emails I received about the Mediation Pit thing, from which I plucked the bits I enjoyed, and filled in the gaps from
there.

Feedback always welcome. Enjoy.