I drink, therefore I am.....

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Larry: Well.... thisch is a bunch of schit. I'm tired of wasting my time with you whining pussies all the time. It wash all fun and gamesch when I wasch gettin' the best of it..... but now it'sch not any fun. Sides..... this placesch is a shithole pit of fuck anyhow. (HIC)(GLURP)

So I'm poschting thisch so it will make schtupid people think I have left. I know the know-it-alsch will see through it.

LilyAnne: Don't worry Larry, they'll rue the day they fucked with you! I just emailed that cunt to tell her you're not reading her blog anyhow. How do you cleanse your email program? What does that mean?

Theoretically.....

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Forken: Theoretically.....

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Two terrorists and a chicken.....

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Hagatha: Two terrorists and a chicken cross the road.....

Spitz: To get to the other side?

Hagatha: No they blow shit up..... Two terrorists and a chicken cross the road.....

Forken: Does this end with 6 tubes of Astroglide and a trip to KFC?

Hagatha: Why do you always do that?

And the buzzard is awakened.....

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Skeksis: You stupid people need to mind your own business and stop making fun of us. Larry's about to have a breakdown because you're making him cry. It's not his fault he's a lazy, stupid, angry, drunken, inbred, redneck loser who spends his life trying to salvage a community he single handedly destroyed. He's lonely.

Forken: So get him a blow up date and piss the hell back to your cave.

Skeksis: Don't you think this has all gone too far?

Forken: Hah. No.

Skeksis: You'll rue the day you ever fucked with us you little bastard!

Buffy: Rue the day? Who says that?

Someone call the Wahmbulance.....

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Larry: I'm fuckin' tired. I done tried everything and that bitch keeps makin' fun of me. Her dumbass little cartoon is killin' the board, no one wants to be a Curb Feeler now because they all think I'm a cramhole. How can I make 'em like me Lil? (Aaaahhhhhwhaaaaaa..... sniff..... sniff)

LilyAnne: I dunno..... stop being a bastard all the time and tell the truth about what happened?

Larry: Hah. Fuck that I'll rot in hell first.

Earthboi Onus: She's probably a Cylon.