It's settled, we totally suck ass.....

As Larry works feverishly with his new gadget....

Posted on Curb Feelers.....

Spitz: HAHA you're bored sucks so much you all die in fire screaming.

Forken: What do you expect from a board run by drunks, idiots and wannabe hacker types. Even the stupidest of posters will eventually figure it out, sooner or later this place will be a wasteland, probably sooner.

Larry: I'm rather proud of myself, in the last few weeks I've driven every decent poster from the board with my shithead antics. Lester hacking the board was just the icing on the cake, and of course it helped that no one listened to facts because they hate that bitch and wanna suck on my tallywhacker. (HIC)(BURP)

Dirty Sanchez: You better be careful patting yourself on the back silly, you might break your arm and then you'll have nothing to flog it with, sweet-pants-of-yummy.

Pope Lester: WTF. I DIDN'T hack the board Larry you stupid drunken redneck puke.

Dr. Scott: Ahh shutup Lester it's auld. A' fowk knows ye did it sae piss aff.

LilyAnne: AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED

Insane Slut: I can't believe anyone would go post on that crybaby board. Those fucking useless bastards should have stayed here like adults and taken all of the wanton abuse, lies, and stupidity which continues.

That's what it's always been about, why wake up now and leave? Besides, I am still here and that's the only reason to post her anyway, to bask in the glory that is me.

LilyAnne: AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED

Yo-Yo: I'm glad all of those posters defected to that other place. Now it's nice and quiet here so I don't have to spend all day reading so much crap. Reading makes my head hurt, 'specially when there's big words and stuff. (HIC)(GURGLE)(HIC)

BMB: Larry the only way to save this place dog is for you to cap yo'self and give this bitch to someone who won't rape it into the ground. Even then dog, I think you pissed in to many cereal bowls to get anyone decent back. I'm the fuck up outta here mostly anyhow, just droppin by to tell you what a whack bitch you are. Peace.,

Heap-bay has the best shit.....

Larry: Hmm. This looks like it'll do the job. I'll get two just in case.

Introducing Professor Boriarty: Phuzzy Pheelings regular.....

Professor Boriarty loves to spend large amounts of time talking about things that, while they might be important in the grand scheme of wonderfulness, truly impact the here and now very little. His primary tactic is to talk in long winded spurts, pausing for undetermined periods of time while his opponents wait anxiously to Gargle the next big wall of information in hopes of formulating a rebuttal.

But you can't rebutt nonsense, can you? Bring your PJs, the Prof makes it a long night.

Introducing Hardly Wright: Isle of Misfit Posters.....

Hardly Wright is a new addition to the Isle. Not posting much at all, his posts consist of vague riddles and references to long since abandoned gossip. If it was possible to necropost the dramaz, Hardly is all over that shit.

Currently he can be found trolling the boards, tying together random posts into maniacal conspiracies springing from a vivid, while degenerate and sad, imagination.

Introducing Yoshima: Curb Feelers regular.....

Yoshima doesn't say much. But when she does, mostly it's a slur of incomprehensible rubbish. Her feeling of self-superiority drips from her posts as she drops in to take a dump in your living room. Feel honored that it doesn't stink bitch!

Ten shots everytime she posts! Last one reading loses! Bottoms up baby!