Larry: Hmm. This looks like it'll do the job. I'll get two just in case.
For-uhm Boredz is a satirical cartoon which peers into the lives, both online and offline, of various fictional characters who frequent three fictional internet communities... Curb Feelers, Phuzzy Pheelings, and the Isle of Misfit Posters. Any resemblance to actual persons or Internet personas are entirely in your mind, unless you're guilty of something you'd like to share with the rest of us..... you know who you are. Naughty.
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Heap-bay has the best shit.....
Larry: Hmm. This looks like it'll do the job. I'll get two just in case.
Introducing Professor Boriarty: Phuzzy Pheelings regular.....
Professor Boriarty loves to spend large amounts of time talking about things that, while they might be important in the grand scheme of wonderfulness, truly impact the here and now very little. His primary tactic is to talk in long winded spurts, pausing for undetermined periods of time while his opponents wait anxiously to Gargle the next big wall of information in hopes of formulating a rebuttal.
But you can't rebutt nonsense, can you? Bring your PJs, the Prof makes it a long night.
Friday, December 17, 2010
Introducing Hardly Wright: Isle of Misfit Posters.....
Hardly Wright is a new addition to the Isle. Not posting much at all, his posts consist of vague riddles and references to long since abandoned gossip. If it was possible to necropost the dramaz, Hardly is all over that shit.
Currently he can be found trolling the boards, tying together random posts into maniacal conspiracies springing from a vivid, while degenerate and sad, imagination.
Introducing Yoshima: Curb Feelers regular.....
Yoshima doesn't say much. But when she does, mostly it's a slur of incomprehensible rubbish. Her feeling of self-superiority drips from her posts as she drops in to take a dump in your living room. Feel honored that it doesn't stink bitch!
Ten shots everytime she posts! Last one reading loses! Bottoms up baby!
BigDawg needs the info.....
After receiving his package from Dramazon, BigDawg sits down to learn about magnets.....
BigDawg: "generally unlikely a hard drive will lose data when near other magnets. A magnet powerful enough to cause data loss would be unlikely to be found in most residential and commercial environments."Hmmm. So if they magnets didn't steal the PMs, and Larry swears they didn't delete the PMs, where the hell did they go? The hacker must have taken them, otherwise they'd still be there right?
Shit am I talking to myself outloud again? I need to get a job.
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