BigDawg needs the info.....

After receiving his package from Dramazon, BigDawg sits down to learn about magnets.....

BigDawg: "generally unlikely a hard drive will lose data when near other magnets. A magnet powerful enough to cause data loss would be unlikely to be found in most residential and commercial environments."

Hmmm. So if they magnets didn't steal the PMs, and Larry swears they didn't delete the PMs, where the hell did they go? The hacker must have taken them, otherwise they'd still be there right?

Shit am I talking to myself outloud again? I need to get a job.

Beware the Terrorbearz.....

Invented by DeBon's mad sidekick MAC, the Terrorbears are some of the most highly advanced teddy fighting machines on the planet. Highly specialized, each bear brings it's own version of whoop-ass to the party, and the lack of survivors leaves little evidence, maintaining plausible deniability.

For-uhm Boredz has obtained exclusive inside photos and will be sharing them with our readers as a public service. No one has even seen the Terrorbears, and lived to talk about them.

TED-E: Can take just about anything and make it go BOOM! After all, you can't sew your parts back together.

Missila: Deadly accurate rocket launchers hidden beneath a soft exterior. If you're made it to second base, it'll be your last trip out of the dugout.

Did you know there were magnets in there?

Private message exchange.....

Larry: I was readin this book I got today and it says there's magnets in the hard drives. So that's got me wonderin' if the magnets didn't erase those PMs. You know, the ones we couldn't find when we was readin' em all. (HIC)

BigDawg: I hadn't thought about that. I suppose it's possible. I didn't know there were magnets in hard drives. You should send me a copy of that book you're reading.

Dr. Scott: Fa in th' buck is gonna believe some glaikit jobby loch 'at? 'at doesnae e'en soond reit. ye assholes make me swatch glaikit aw th' time. Ah quit. gie someain else tae be yer wee huir.

Larry: I think we should just tell them it was the magnets that ate the PMs, and leave it at that. Worst that can happen is Forken and all those tech assfaces will post about why we're stupid, and everyone already knows that so no harm there. (HIC)(SNORT)(GURGLE)

BigDawg: Good plan. Let's just run with it. There's been too much going on at that other place and not enough happening here anyhow. We need some traffic.

New Truck for ToE...

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